Random Thoughts Week Zero: We’re Back… Kinda
Well, Roll my Tide and color me Crimson! College football is back!! Kinda… A few years ago, TV invented “Week 0” which preceded the traditional Week 1 that would start the college…
Predicting the 2026 Alabama Football Season: Auburn Tigers
Last and least of the wild blind dart-throwing predictions of Alabama SEC opponents is the eternal soap opera in Lee County. GAME 12, NOV 28: AUBURN TIGERS Coach: Comrade Alex Golesh (23–15…
WAKE UP! It’s Week Zero and the Return of College Football
College football is back! Well… sort of. Eight FBS games are on tap for today. There is one played in Ireland, two ACC match-ups, two FBS virgins, and one ranked team in…
2026 Alabama Fall Football Preview: Tight End – A Deep Group
Alabama fans may recall just a few years ago, the Crimson Tide staff had to equip offensive linemen Kendall Randolph and Brandon Greene with jersey numbers in the 80’s so that they…
Predicting the 2026 Alabama Football Season: Vanderbilt Commodores
The tenth installment of wild blind dart-throwing takes us to the least Nashville part of Nashville. GAME 10, NOV 14: vs VANDERBILT COMMODORES Coach: Clark Lea (can you believe he is starting…
Predicting the 2026 SEC Alabama Football Season: LSU Tigers
For installment number nine of wild blind dart-throwing predictions of Alabama opponents, we head down to where Huey Long 2.0 is pilfering the state’s welfare programs to pay for a winning football…
2026 Alabama Football Schedule Preview, Win Totals
FanDuel has odds for the win totals of all SEC teams. Some seem high, others low, but a few are just about right, as Goldilocks is apt to say. Alabama’s total has…
2026 Alabama Fall Football Preview: Are Running Backs a Concern? AGAIN?
This time a year ago, I had questions: “Are running backs a concern?” and “should we be talking more about this position group?” The answers then were yes and yes, and they…
Predicting the 2026 SEC Football Season: Texas A&M Aggies
In the eighth installment of our wild blind dart-throwing predictions, we travel to the land of creepy male cheerleaders in overalls and crew cuts making bad jokes that even your dad wouldn’t…
Predicting the 2026 Alabama Football Season: Tennessee Vols’ QB Problem
It is installment number seven of wild blind dart-throwing predictions. Today, we move to the land of throw up orange – not that orange you can sit with. GAME 7, OCT 17,…
